I'm pretty sure I'm gonna mess this up, but its about time I get started blogging. I've been meaning to for a long time, but because I want everyone to read my blog I procrastinated in hopes that somehow I'd come across a life that would have a much broader appeal. In the words of the Apostle Paul in the Bible "I will be all things to all people in order that I might win a few". He of course was referring to his religious experience, I just want people to read my blog and someday my book.
Well, ok, you don't have to read my still yet unwritten book, I'd just like for you to buy it.
Totally off subject! Sorry!
So, back to appeal; I am a middle aged, overweight, white, conservative christian, single father, in lower middle management. I'm pretty sure I'm running pretty low in the appealing department as I'm everything you're not supposed to be now days. So, what can I offer you? Daily anecdotes? Candy? Money perhaps? Or a free week at my time share in Aruba for reading my blog? I offer none of this! But I will make every attempt at wit, and wisdom, and reasons to smile. I might even throw in a giggle or two and probably a monthly anecdote. Just not a daily one. I have to save those for social media.
If none of that works I will probably resort to candy.....
